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ONCE YOU GO WHITE...YOU NEVER GO BACK, AIGHT? White chocolate bunny rabbits. Sure they're a little sweet, but they make great hockey players when melted.  |
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ONCE YOU GO WHITE...YOU NEVER GO BACK, AIGHT? White chocolate bunny rabbits. Sure they're a little sweet, but they make great hockey players when melted. |
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MNGMT IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LOST OR STOLEN VIRGINITY The truth is Adam never shared an apple with eve. Sources reveal that the consumables involved included a Blueberry Slurpee and 2 bean burritos. |
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TALK NERDY TO ME How should I manage my hacker? The same way you herd cats. It can be a bit confusing; they're not like most other workers. |
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ANOREXIA IS PHAT! 1. Intense fear of weight gain. 2. Distorted body image 3. loss of 3 consec. menstrual periods. |
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I STILL HATE GEORGE BUSH Georgie Poorgie Puddin Pie, I don't care how high your approval rating is you still look like a confused muppet, no lie. |
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I COMMITTED SUICIDE Since you have made it this far, you deserve a reward. I think you should reward yourself by giving yourself a gift. The gift you will give yourself is a coping resource. |
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BY THE TIME YOU READ THIS YOU'VE ALREADY READ IT By the time you read this description you've already read it. |
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CLICK HERE TO SEE ME NAKED The internet is great! Now if only we could find more fake Janet Reno and William Shatner nudes to look at while we touch our private areas. |
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I GOT KICKED OUT OF SCHOOL FOR WEARING THIS FUCKING T-SHIRT! An average of 127 children per 10,000 enrolled in private schools are existentially abused by their professors or other members of the faculty. |
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RESTRAINING ORDERS ARE JUST ANOTHER WAY of saying
I love you Each year, approximately four million Americans attempt to physically harm their mates. Although, the majority of domestic abuse in the world is mental. |
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INSECURITY All the beefcakes at the hottest clubs walk around professing how secure they are. Now you can profess your own internal makeup (headset not included). |
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ANTHRAX...the other white powder The hottest party drug out there is "ANTHRAX". The high has been described as lethal, yet mellow. |
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PLAIN CLOTHES COP You're undercover... you need a high quality shirt to keep you relaxed. T-Shirt Hell can help. |
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YOUR FISH SMELLS LIKE PUSSY I used to worry about make out partners getting too near my vagina and smelling it. I soon realized that people are aware that vaginas make smells, and people aren't grossed out by this. I think believing my vagina wasn't a dirty thing was important. |
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COCK STAR When I was a little kid I always wanted to be a Cock Star! One day I pray my dream will materialize on a public level. |
